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BOOK
REVIEW:
dumping billy
By Olivia Goldsmith
(Warner Books: $24.00)
Reviewed by: Patricia
Ann Jones
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Author of eleven best-selling novels including "The First Wives Club,"
"Flavor of the Month," "The Bestseller," "Pen Pals," and now — "dumping
billy," Goldsmith's untimely death in January 2004, is a major loss. At
the time of her death "dumping billy" was rolling off the presses, and one
more novel will be forthcoming. Her often biting wit, cleverness, and
bawdy language, as well as her ability to give readers satisfying
characters with stories sure to intrigue have kept this author at the top
of bestsellers' lists for years.
Katherine Jameson, a psychologist for the elite Andrew County Day
School in Manhattan is a delightful protagonist. She's escaped her roots
in Brooklyn, made it over the river into Manhattan and is loving her life,
if not her new boyfriend, Doctor Michael Atwood. He's an anthropologist
with a personality to match his profession.
Katherine prefers the name Kate and detests the way her old Brooklyn
friends insist on calling her "Katie." Kate maintains a close bond with
her best friends, the "B's of Bushwick." (I cleaned that up for sensitive
readers). Kate's best friend Bina is what writers call a stereotype
character. She's given to hysterics at the drop of a hankie, cries over
everything, is just a tad too sweet to be real, and she's out to marry her
longtime beau Jack.
The other B's are Bev, Barbie, and Bunny. Good grief, three more
stereotypes. Two are already married, another is about to get married. All
live for gossip, shopping, and family relationships. How can Kate survive
these women when she is the antithesis of them? Good question and one the
author handles with aplomb.
The namesake of the novel is one Billy Nolan. Now Billy is the owner of
a Brooklyn bar and is wickedly handsome. Also, any woman he dates and
dumps—and he dumps them all—immediately goes on to marry the next person
she meets. Interesting? I thought so.
When poor soggy Bina's boyfriend Jack announces he isn't ready to marry
her (remember, this is after dating her for six long years) Bina is
undone. Jack goes off in search of himself promising to return in six
months. Poor Bina, what a state she is in. It takes all the B's, and
Elliot Winston, a Math whiz and Kate's good friend and Elliot's pal Brice
to put Bina back together again. Back up a second. Elliot is what people
in Brooklyn call a Nudge—a keen mind and a loving generous friend. He is
also gay for what ever difference that makes.
Elliot figures out the plan to get Bina and Jack together again. All
Kate has to do is get Billy Nolan to date Bina, dump her and voila — Jack
will come back and marry her. Simple? Yes and no.
Did I mention Max? I didn't, did I? Max is Jack's cousin. He lives in
the apartment above Kate's. He actually introduced Bina and Jack. He's a
solid character, even though he's just a tad vague around the edges, but
he does come into the picture so must be mentioned.
Elliot's plan couldn't be simpler, but it runs into a hitch or two,
possibly three. First Kate hasn't figured on how Billy might feel about
the whole scheme, and how she might come to feel about Billy. That's two.
The third hitch readers will need to discover for themselves.
Goldsmith is in top form with this up-to-date story about the life and
times of the thirty- something set in New York City. I enjoy her knowing
when to use "that" instead of "which," "whom" rather than "who." The
language is downright blue most of the time, but you expect that with this
author so it doesn't surprise you. The style, voice, and characterizations
all hit just the right note of lunacy for this wonderfully funny farce
with a message that leaves you with a question, "How do you pick a partner
not just for a few months, but for life?" And a theme that surprises, "The
heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of." The latter from
Pascal.
Goldsmith, one more time, leaves you turning page after page until
suddenly, you've read the whole thing. That's her style. We'll miss her —
a lot.
Copyright August 2004, Patricia Ann Jones, all rights reserved.
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Jones is a published writer and book reviewer for Tulsa
World newspaper.
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