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Pool Side Reading
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Patricia Ann Jones
SWITCHEROO
By Olivia Goldsmith
(Harper Collins: $23.00)
Goldsmith is the bestselling author of "The First Wives Club," "Fashionably Late," and my favorite, "The Bestseller." "Switcheroo" points out a truth not universally
acknowledged: "All wives yearn for the romance of being a mistress and all mistresses yearn for the security of being a wife." Sylvie Schiffer, the wife in this tale has a life most women only dream of. She is blessed with a beautiful home, two delightful children, and a handsome, successful husband. What she doesn't have and wants, is passion and romance. "When you're married," Sylvie says, "you don't even get kissed on the mouth." On reading that last lament, readers will at once recognize poor Sylvie's husband has gone "Middle-aged Crazy." He has a mistress, and she is a shocker. Marla, the mistress, except for 10 years and 15 pounds could be Sylvie's twin. You guessed it, the girls get together and that's where the "Switcheroo" happens. Poor hubby, he never knows what hit him. The outcome of this romantic romp will no doubt freeze the blood in all would-be Lotharios' veins. "Switcheroo" bears no resemblance to real life, but it's a fun read. If you enjoyed "The First Wives Club," you'll adore "Switcheroo."
CAVEDWELLER
By Dorothy Allison
(Dutton: $24.95)
Allison's first novel, "Bastard Out of Carolina," was as close to perfect as any reader could hope for and any author could aspire to write. Six years later, this author brings forth another complex tale to stun the senses
"Cavedweller." This sweeping novel of the human spirit maps out a world of "lost" and unknown caves, the unexplored recesses of the human heart, and the lives of four women a mother and her three daughters at a place where violence, and what redeems it, intersects. At first I didn't like Delia Byrd, who left her two babies in Georgia for a rock'n roll singer and a liquor-soaked life in California. "Ten years later, years of writing music, of drugs and hotels, alcohol and credit card bills; and another daughter, Cissy, Delia realizes that she has made a terrible mistake." Like her or not, this protagonist spins out a story that pierces the soul. Allison's incantatory and unforgettable voice is reminiscent of that of Toni Morrison's. Both of these women write from the gut with an incomparable strength of purpose.
When Delia, Cissy, and the two girls, left behind and found again, remake themselves, and find their own ways in the world, you can't help but celebrate.
CRYSTAL CLEAR
By Jane Heller
(Kennsington: $23.00)
If you are looking for something just a little left of center, "Crystal Clear" fits the bill. Heller offers a tale filled with insight and hilarity and does it, Sedona style.
Heller is a former publishing executive who lives with her photographer husband in South Florida. "Crystal Clear" is Heller's fifth novel. Crystal Goldstein is the picture of depression. She's burned-out and bored with her job as a CPA in New York City. Her almost-fianc is cooling off, and her father likes TV better than her gloomy company. This 43-year-old bean counter realizes her best friend, Rona, a New Age junkie is right. What Crystal needs to get her out of her self-imposed funk is a change of scenery and an "Aura Cleansing." Maybe, as Rona says, Crystal's chakras do need balancing. This is not a lady who follows fads or trends. Nevertheless, Crystal finds herself on a long-overdue vacation in mystic, metaphysical Sedona, Arizona. She signs up for the highly- publicized five-day - "Sacred Earth Jeep Tour," and settles back, a total skeptic waiting to be enlightened.
What happens next is a combination of unexpected plot twists and suspense that would delight Dame Agatha Christie's mystery loving heart. Murder, romance, and psychic high-jinks will keep you burning the proverbial midnight oil. "Crystal Clear" is filled with deliciously wicked humor and uncanny insights. ###
(Jones is a published writer & literary critic)
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